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| My Mental Hygienist - a girl with a very clean mind |
This week I had my regular check up with my Mental Hygienist.
A mental hygienist specialises in preventative mental therapies for optimum mental health. And you know how important that is these days. This includes synapse cleaning, perkinjie cell polishing, deep thinking, mental hygiene instruction, right-brain left-brain fissure sealants, acetylcholine treatments and the application of brain-waves, telekineses and telepathy.
My Mental Hygienist has a very clean mind herself, and she wants to keep it that way. She has over 12 years experience as a Mental Hygienist and Mental Plaque Removal in Switzerland and Australia. She moved to Australia 2 years ago with her Swiss husband (a cutlery designer), her two children and a small dog named Poodle.
She works Monday 9-2.30pm and Wednesday 2-6pm. She is able to spend that little bit longer with her patients, giving us an incredible mind sweeping and brush off, with no after effects. We leave feeling fresh, clean and ready to start tackling the big questions of life safe in the knowledge that our brains can take it.
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