Intro   D    A   G   A     (twice)

(I think the riff is adding the d to he a chord)

     D            A                 G     A
The store on the corner go blasted away
  D            A                          G     A
Turned into a disco-cum-hair salon, they say
     Bm                 Em
The local entrepreneur filled a canal
       D               A              G
With garbage from his country club's overflow
    Bm                G                  A
But he sleeps like a babe each night cos

(A)        D       A           G      A
Everything go     oh    oho   oes
Everything go     oh    oho   oes

Now Rita don't talk to Iris no more
Cos Katrina showed up unexpected at the door
Barry tied one on so bad one day
He stole my money and vanished in the snow
But as he walked out the door he walked out poor, cos

(A)          D
Everything gooes
G           A        G           A
Everything go oes, Everything go oes
G          D    G   A 
Everything go oes (then Instrumental)

The gas station's gone, it just isn't there
The soldiers keep takin' the young girls away
And everybody picks up the paper to find out 
if they're wearing last year's clothes
Like the birds in the trees, tonight's cool breeze

Everything go     oh    oes
And like the birds in the trees, tonight's cool breeze
Everything go     oho    oes Everything goes

Everything go     oh    oho     oes
Everything go     oh    oho     oes
           (ends on D)
Everything goes