I can take those riff raff 
and get them out of your hair 
Clean up your doorstep and polish your chair 
I could move your house slightly to the left 
Squeeze you till you're breathless 
then breathe you full of breath 
I can give the Zulu's a point to their spears 
I can give the lechers a reason for their leers 
I can give the angels a need to be alive 
I can get the bees a buzzin' in their hive
 
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I can get you flyin' baby higher than a kite 
you know I can Oh baby I can 
I would stop my cryin' if you'd only let me 
be your loverman
 
The people that you hang with 
well you know they're not my style 
I'd like to sort of kill them at least for a short while 
They treat me like a lackey they call me a yob 
They made me build their outhouse 
though they know that ain't my job 
I know I seem edgy but that's because I'm sharp 
I know I could pluck you like the strings of a harp 
I know I seem jumpy but it's not amphetamine 
It's just that certain parts of me are gettin' out of line
 
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I could press your buttons I can fly you like a kite 
You know I can, oh baby I can 
I could be a glutton for you
if you let me be your loverman
 
I know you don 't think much of me 
but these jerks you're attracted to 
I'll make 'em look like monkeys hangin' up in the zoo 
cos I could charm the birds right out of the sky 
at least if they were flightless and couldn't really fly 
Did I tell you I was lucky did I tell you I was charmed 
Did I tell you you'd look perfect hangin' on my arm 
Did I tell you I had money in a safe deposit 
Did I tell you last night I found Elvis hangin' up in my closet 
Well maybe I'm borin' you it looks like you're bored 
Well it hurts to be crucified but it's worse to be ignored
 
Repeat 1st chorus