C                    Dm7  C                          F  C
I can feel it in the air       I can smell you everywhere 
C                       Dm7  C                                F  C
I don't know if you're receptive so l will play the love detective 
C    
Cos when the bees buzz in the apple blossoms 
             Dm7               F
they don't think about their fate 
C                   F
Wake up now don't hibernate 
C                              F
the birds are singin' on the garden gate 
      C               F
the fruit is sweet upon your plate 
C              F               C             F
Come on baby don't berate me let me in you know you sate me 
Dm7            C
when we pollinate
 
Let me know your fickle heart I only wanna play my part 
and we will be resurrected and in the sweetest way infected 
and when the bees buzz in the cherry blossoms 
they don't analyse their fate 
Don't think I'm a degenerate 
if I want to consummate 
people think I'm filled with hate 
They've got it wrong that's out of date I only live to be your mate 
Baby let's pollinate
 
I stood beneath your balcony I unleashed a symphony 
Juliet was not at home She took a train and went to Rome
But I will follow anyway and try not to be late 
My ticket will not terminate 
While the birds are singing on the garden gate 
and the fruit is sweet upon your plate 
Come on baby don't berate me You must know you fascinate me 
when we pollinate
 
Don't think I'm a degenerate if I want to consummate 
Baby I'm not filled with hate 
that's all wrong that's out of date This little shuffle climbs and climbs over the circular chord progression. 
It's fun to play. When I look at the lyrics it makes me think this woman 
is one of GP's fictional favourites - the sloane ranger he loves to despise. 
It's probably not a real person, but no doubt he knows the type.
 
Intro: Bb   Eb    Bb   Eb    Bb    Eb    Bb      Bb  
 
VERSE
Bb                                      C
She's got everything she needs and it isn't you 
    Eb                  F
A cosmetic arsenal a bucket of glue 
Bb                           C
Signs on her back that say Keep on the grass 
 Eb                   F
Powerful liquor in a hip flask 
Bb                            C
Coins from the commonwealth Doubloons from the sea 
    Eb                       F
A knife in her boot heel A Bonsai tree 
Bb                        C
Ice cream in her pocket Diamonds from her fence 
    Eb                          F
It all works like clockwork It all makes sense
 
CHORUS
        Bb     Eb      Bb       Eb     Bb        Eb
To a force of nature, force of nature, force of nature
                 Bb      Bb
That's what she is
 
With her clouded leopard on a leash in the shed 
A vicious black rodent she calls Fred 
She keeps her diary under the bed 
but there's nothin' in it cos it's all in her head 
Walkin' round London with foreign banknotes 
throwin' silver nunchucks at cab drivers throats 
Being invisible Being obscene 
Being the person you wish you'd been
 
CHORUS repeat
 
BRIDGE
      Dm                                             Cm7
But inside her heart There's a kid locked away in a room 
      Dm                                                    Cm7
Who throws a grenade at your feet that explodes with such force 
                      F                       Bb     Eb    Bb
That it bursts your balloon  like a force of nature
 
BRIDGE
But inside her heart there's this kid locked away in a room 
Who peeks through the door every now and again 
and says hey I'm coming out soon
 
VERSE
Her raincoat jingles Your mercury soars 
Every last move defies gravity's laws 
Her computer's connected directly to the stars 
Keeps her emotions in mason jars 
Stored in the attic in the roof near the sky 
Up in the rafters where the bats fly 
Being impossible Being on a roll 
Being like something you can't control
 
Chords barred: 
 
Bb  6-8-8-7-6-6
C   8-10-10-9-8-8
Eb  6-6-8-8-8-6
F   8-8-10-10-10-8
Dm  5-5-7-7-6-5
Cm7 8-10-8-8-8-8