version by Peter Derr (Thanks Peter!)
  
 Bb  F/A(3 times)
 
 CHORUS:
 G               C7     G                    C7                 
 I've got a lady doctor She cure da pain for free
 G               C7              C7    G/B     Bb    F/A  G
 I've got a lady doctor Oh there ain't nothing wrong with me. 

 G                C7            G           C7
 I went in with a heart burn in-to the surgery 
 G              C7                  G                   C7
 To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me. 
 G                     C7      G                         C7
 Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch 
 G                          C7
 Help yourself to the pills cure your ills 
     G           C7           D7
 I'm never gonna square it on out. 
  
 REPEAT CHORUS
  
 Well all the cats said go see her it's only just down the road 
 You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold 
 She won't give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do 
 Well just get right down on that stethoscope, baby
         G         C7           D7
 That'll be enough medicine for you.
 
  
 REPEAT CHORUS (then instrumental chorus)
  
 REPEAT CHORUS (twice, sung up an octave)
  
 Bb            F/A
 Ain't nothing wrong
 Bb            F/A
 Ain't nothing wrong
 C7    G/B     Bb    F/A  G
 Ain't nothing wrong with me
 Bb  F/A  Bb  F/A  C7 G/B Bb  F/A G
 Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, la-dy  doc-tor yeah.